UN POQUITIN MACHISTA PERO BUENO
The doctor tells his patient: "Linda, I have some good news
and some bad news."
Linda asks for the good news first.
"Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you
aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared."
"And the bad news?" Linda asks.
To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure for being
a natural bitch."